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Drafting Guys Over 60. Let us go after ISIS/ISIL. (Islam Danger)

posted by bibleprobe(R) Homepage, Mass., 09.15.2014

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Drafting Guys Over 60 to fight weirdo whacko ISIS/ISIL Islamic Terrorists

Let's change the rules of War! Bring it to a whole new level... Obama says 'no U.S. military boots on the ground'. So why not ex-U.S. military and military retirees with sandles on the ground? Together with some mercenaries it would be a 'cake walk'. Some of us are receiving military pensions, and you wouldn't have to pay us any extra. Sounds crazy, but we over 60 folks have less to lose that young soldiers with their entire lives ahead of them. Just give us beer rations and see what we can do... /s/ Steve @


This is funny and makes perfect sense...

New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! Makes perfect sense!

I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing a-s-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.

The wierdo whacko Islamic terrorists have no problem with using soldiers over 60. So why should we? What's the chance that a 60 year old is going to qualify for a 20 years of service pension? Also, wouldn't this be a way to make social security solvent again and solve the huge unemployment problem? I often dream of scrambled eggs made from powdered eggs -- like the old days in the military.

For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.

Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than 28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky. And a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier! 'My back hurts! I can't sleep. I'm tired and hungry.' We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some as-h-le Islamic terrorist who has no problem with blowing up Israeli women and children on buses - or even old folks and women & children of their own Religion (Islam) - on their way to a pilgrimage -- who desperately deserves to be taken out -- will make us feel better and shut us up for awhile..

An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I'm tired and can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical baby killing low-life terrorist s-n-of-a-b-tch.

If captured a good percentage of us couldn't spill the beans - because we'd forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real brainteaser for a few of us.

Boot camp or 're-indoctrination' would be easier for old veterans.. We're used to getting screamed and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling. Give us that 20 minute Lasik surgery, so we all see 20/20 or even 20/15 - and then stand back Israel & America haters. We'll find you in any cave or Pakistani 'military town' you call home.

They could lighten up on the obstacle course however... I've been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any pushups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too... I've never seen anyone outrun a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm's way.

Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million pissed off old farts with attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.

HEY!! How about recruiting Women over menopause!!! You think MEN have attitudes??

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my God!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They'll have it secured the first night! But them Democrats will see their voting base, welfare rolls, medicaid numbers and numerous other freebies earmarked for illegal aliens drastically reduced - so that may not be PC or 'politically correct'. So what!

Send this to all of your senior's in big type so they can read it.

Learn more about Islam. Read 'Muhammad, Terrorist or Prophet' here:


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