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NEVER try to outsmart a woman... (jokes)

posted by bibleprobe(R) Homepage, Mass., 07.30.2014

NEVER try to outsmart a woman...

Outsmart a woman......Are you kidding.....

A man calls home to his wife and says,

“Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.

We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3-day weekend.

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.

Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife she does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good.

The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?
He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike. But why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"


The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box”.



Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!

 


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